The Unicorn's Disapproval.

The best way to keep a secret is to tell it to everyone you know, but pretend that you’re kidding.

– Lemony Snicket

(Source: novatica)

Via Just A Silly Teenage Girl

(Source: pararebelmatt)



adisneyworld:

They only are children… fighting for what’s worth.

Because crying in your room for a guy counts as standing up for what’s right?


Via If you can dream it, you can do it

that feeling you get when someone you absolutely hate is loved by literally everyone for reasons beyond your fucking imagination

cougharielcough

(Source: jennittles)

Via Writer's Block Relief

liamdryden:

greatest love story of all time

laughed like a moron first time I saw this

(Source: maybelletea)


Via Liam Dryden's Dumblr


sage-of-hope:

buffalosoap:

eridan-ampwwhora:

tavros-hot-butt:

littlemissplainjane:

farcryforleopard:

caderyan:

iliketrainsandbowie:

true story.

This.1,000,000 times this.

I’ve never seen this before. Are they fucking serious? THE AUDACITY. 

ITS THE FUCKING BEATLES.

Beatles > everything and everyone > boy band

I….want to kill them.

wOW RAGE

wow someone needs to calim their tits

DID YOU JUST SAY WE NEED TO CALK OUR TITS OVER THIS ISSUE

DID YOU

I SURE HOPE NOT

YEAH LIKE WHY NO.

ONE DOES NOT SIMPLY COPY THE BEATLES. 

wow calm down

like you’ve never seen millions of people copy them before








WHAT IS GOING ON?!

WHAT IS GOING ON?!


A conversation in psych class

  • My teacher: Who here isn't sexually attracted to Brad Pitt?
  • Me: *raises hand*
  • My teacher: What celebrity are you sexually attracted to then?
  • Me: You wouldn't know him....
  • My teacher: You're blushing! Just tell me!
  • Me: ....Tom Hiddleston
  • My teacher: Yeah, I don't know him.
  • Random kid in the back of the class: I HAVE AN ARMY!!
Via You don't have to be smart to smell


welcometothesoundofprettyodd:

AND SUGAR WE’RE GOING DOWN SWINGING

I’LL BE YOUR NUMBER ONE WITH A BULLET 

ALUDIGA CORNFLAKES COCKITEN BOOLA 

Via Just A Silly Teenage Girl

(Source: Shaynizzle)




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